Application for the post of Fuck Buddy

Age:

Ethnicity:

Location:

Height:

Weight:


Hair Color:

Eye Color:


Please list your Fuck Buddy experience(s) below:




Please describe your genital grooming habits:


What is your availability (ie.. 1x per week, 2x per week...etc):


Please answer the following questions regarding ORAL SEX:

Do you enjoy performing fellatio?


Please describe your fellatio skills, on a scale of 1 to 10:


Please complete the following % question:
When performing fellatio, I employ __% mouth , __% tongue , __% hand(s)


Are you 'ball friendly'?


Do you enjoy receiving cunnilingus?:


Do you enjoy mutual fellatio/cunnilingus, otherwise referred to as '69'?


Please answer the following questions regarding VAGINAL SEX:

Please list the following positions in order of preference:
  missionary
 girl on top
 doggie style
 reverse cowgirl
  spoon
(feel free to supplement this list with unlisted positions)

all 5 and more

What is your preferred method/location of receiving male ejaculate? :


Please answer the following questions regarding ANAL SEX:

Do you partake in activities in and around your anus?:
(If yes, please list these activities)


What is the desired frequency of these activites (ie..twice per month...etc):


What is your preferred position when engaged in anal intercourse (if
applicable):


Please answer the following with TRUE or FALSE:

1) I do not consider an 8" cock to constitute a hostile work environment:
true

2) I do not bring boyfriends, stalking ex-boyfriends or other assorted
dramas to my place of employment:

3) I do not have any sexually transmitted diseases: (must answer true)


4) I do not object to the use of condoms: (must answer true)


5) I understand that every effort will be made to induce orgasm(s) for
my enjoyment, but do not expect a guarantee of one (or more) if I am
having a stressfull day or experiencing any other complication that
would inhibit said orgasm:


6) I understand that my 'fuck buddy' will continue to date in the
traditional manner, and is free to engage is sexual activity with due
notice, but most likely will not during my time of 'employment':


7) I understand that while words such as 'employment' have been used
in this questionaire that there is absolutely no financial
compensation for this position:


8) I believe that the only thing better than a tall, handsome fuck
buddy is a tall, handsome fuck buddy with a sense of humor:


9) I understand that interviews for qualified candidates will begin on
Friday and that if given an appointment time I may be asked to perform
fellatio:


10) I understand that I may say no to the request for fellatio listed
above, without damaging my prospects for this position:


11) I understand that if contacted, a picture will be required:


12) I understand that my answers will be held in the strictest confidence:


13) I understand that this ad is real, if not a bit silly and the
product of work boredom: